We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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