Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I want her autograph on my taint
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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