oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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