So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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