new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he thought i was a dude.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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