I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
