my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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