We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
farters have to be the big spoon...
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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