I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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