I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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