It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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