North Korea, Best Korea!
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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