I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I DEMAND FORESKIN
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
