God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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