DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Randomize
