Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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