dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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