so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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