i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
