He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Are we still banned from the library?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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