I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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