Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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