Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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