is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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