Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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