But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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