think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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