You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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