There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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