I got chris browned last night
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
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