I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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