Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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