party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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