it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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