More tranny stories later!
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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