It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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