Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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