i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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