garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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