just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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