Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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