Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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