Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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