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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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