That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We were destined to go to rehab together
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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