You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
