I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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