yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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