my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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