So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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