her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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