What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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